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January 27, 2006
A Gentle Reminder
This morning my iBook connected to a wireless network I hadn't noticed before at work. (We work in a big, old warehouse...lots of networks floating through the air.) It's bad enough that their *business* network wasn't protected, which means anyone could join and potentially grab their data, but their base station was also wide open! I wish I could have told them about it, but I didn't know where the signal was coming from. So I sent them a gentle reminder via their SSID instead.
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January 26, 2006
PHP is Dead
My conversations with Collin are always liveliest in the morning. Today we were arguing the merits of PHP. Quoth Collin . . .
Listen, rational explanations are not going to get me to like PHP. It became dead to me when I found out you have to manually rewind arrays before iterating over them.
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January 20, 2006
SEO in the Morning
This morning I woke up before my alarm and found myself with an extra hour to kill. I did what I normally do and started catching up on the thousand and one feeds in my inbox. There wasn't much news to read. (I'm convinced all bloggers operate on west coast time.) So I started picking over yesterday's headlines, the biggest of which was Google refusing to hand over search data to the US Justice Department (go Google!).
However, I must apologize for misleading you because this entry has nothing to do with Google or the privacy implications surrounding their descision. This entry was prompted by a quote I read in a Chicago Tribune article about the Google story.
Other Internet search engines also appear to have complied with the request, said Chris Winfield, president of 10e20 LLC, a New York-based search engine marketing firm. "It looks like Google against everyone," he said.
What caught my attention wasn't what this guy said or even that every other major search engine is readily handing over their data, it was his company's name. 10e20.
(This is how my brain works before 8am.)
I'm a math minor who spent way too much time staring at his TI-82 calculator in highschool. 10e20 is calculator shorthand for the number 10 times 10 raised to the twentieth power. In other words, it's 10 followed by twenty zeros. Or, if you take it a step further, it's 1/5 as long as the number Google was named for - a 1 followed by one hundred zeros.
(This is going somewhere, I promise.)
Well, that's a cute name, I thought to myself. I wonder if it was intentional, or if they just picked a name out of the air. I got curious, googled them, and found their webpage at http://www.10e20webdesign.com/.
Once my eyes finished adjusting to the neon orange color scheme and figured out where on the page to look, I realized that this company is actually in the SEO business. Seriously?
I'm probably gonna get sued for slander for saying this (especially since I've never met the people behind this company, or even heard of them), but damn. Their website looks like a business disaster waiting to happen.
Companies like this really bother me. After a quick browse around their site it looks like their entire SEO strategy revolves around keyword stuffing, bolding random words, and frightning customers into submission with loud text screaming "YOU ARE LOSING CUSTOMERS."
Did I mention the phrase "Website design services, Internet marketing services, graphic design services, Flash design services - all at low rates with fast, friendly customer service." appears twice . . . on the same page?
So, to 10e20, a few tips:
- Drop the table based layout. Switching to a CSS layout will not only put your content in semantic order (which really will up your SEO rankings!), but it will also decrease your page's file size. The home page alone uses TEN tables!
- Again, use CSS for formatting. All of your text is styled with <font> tags. This *really* increases your page size and makes updating your content a nightmare. I even found a few places where you have <font> tags surrounding 's. There's no excuse for that.
- Speaking of content, add some! Don't just throw out marketing words like optimization, affordable prices, and user-centric. Actually tells us what your strategy is. You've got two options when it comes to turning visitors into customers. 1) Wow them with your content so they'll never even consider your competitors. 2) Confuse them into submission with your marketing. Guess which one you're doing?
- Lose the stock photography. We've all seen these white background, policitally correct, *boring* images before. Your customers want to see you! They want to feel a connection with the people they do business with. Use real pictures.
- Finally, get rid of the link farms. Calling it a "link exchange" doesn't make it any better.
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January 18, 2006
Best Blonde Joke Ever
Once again, I apologize for going off-topic again, but I can't help it. This is simply the most hysterical blonde joke ever. Be sure you're not drinking anything when you read it.
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January 16, 2006
Warning! Profanity Ahead...
Ok, so far I've managed to keep this blog clean and free of bad words. I've even managed to stay on topic (a rare thing for me!). Today, that all changes.

What you see above is an actual screenshot from the project properties window for a web service I was writing. This is Visual Studio .NET 2003, mind you, which up until the release VS 2005 last month, was Microsoft's latest and greatest coding extravaganza.
Seriously, Microsoft, WHAT THE F^&*!? Is Internet Explorer 3 really a platform *anyone* would want to target? I always wondered why .NET generated such ugly code. My god. IE3 was released in 1996!
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January 13, 2006
Digg This!
I love Digg.com, but I hate their RSS feed. Sure it keeps me up to date on all the latest stories, but the feed doesn't link to the articles they're referencing. Instead, you first have to click and goto Digg, and then click again to see the article you originally wanted.
I know they do this to keep advertising revenue up so they can stay alive, but that doesn't make it any less annoying. So, I decided to fix the problem.
Behold! A new Digg RSS feed that takes out the links to Digg and repalces them with the story's real URL.
Enjoy!
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January 03, 2006
Flickr on your Mobile Phone
One of my favorite features of Flickr was the ability to view your photos on your mobile phone. Unfortunately, ever since Yahoo! bought Flickr last year, this feature has stopped working for all new members and anyone who merged their Flickr ID with their Yahoo! account.
The friendly folks at Flickr promised a quick fix to the problem, but that was nearly six months ago - and there's still no solution. So I've decided to take matters into my own hands :)
Point the web browser on your cell phone to http://m.tylerhall.ws/flickr/. It's as simple as that! You'll be able to browse your and your friend's most recent pictures. You can also watch Everyone's pictures as well :)
For quick access, bookmark http://m.tylerhall.ws/flickr/your_flickr_name on your cellphone so you don't have to login each time.
Enjoy!
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Improved del.icio.us Links
Here's a small script for all you del.icio.us users out there. It improves upon the idea of including your recent links on your website or blog.
Currently, when you use one of the official del.icio.us methods, you can specify the tags you'd like to filter your links on. For example, on the right side of this page I keep a list of my most recent bookmarks about PHP and CSS. The problem with this is that it will "AND" the two tags together - meaning it will only display links which are tagged with both PHP and CSS. What if we want to get links that are tagged PHP or CSS? To my knowledge there's no way to do this, which is why I wrote the following script. (If there is a way, please correct me in the comments below :)
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